May The 4th Be With You

May The 4th Be With You
May The Fourth Be With You – Peace to All 👽   From the intergalactic government of Alien Species – This is an Emergency Update

We, the intergalactic government of Alien Species require your undivided attention. You are NOT alone! Your Sun Star is about to cause havoc on your blue planet.  

You must evacuate immediately – This is not a test!  

We repeat – 

This is not a test – leave immediately!   Your planet is in danger 👽

If you require assistance, our ships will be landing TODAY ONLY ( MAY 4th) in specific regions of your world.  Keep your eyes peeled to the sky.  For directional assistance, please direct your attention to these human earthlings for further updates : 

  • ROMEO of The Swiss State –  Educational Director of the 4th Kind and Special Coordinator for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • MARK of The California State – Legal Council for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • ABBE  of The Star Wars Pilots Federation and Special Forces Administrative Technical Science Writer 
  • GRAHAM the Star Wars Adviser and Western Alien Coordinator of the Star Trek Division 
  • V JOHANNSEN  – Secret Agent Coordinator for all Intergalactic Species, referred as the V FORCE
  • TIANNDRA – The QUEEN of  SIRUS 5 and Special Administrative Council for the Western World of Alien Species
  • GG  GLADY’S  –  Top Secret Coordinator,  referred to as the GG FORCE Coordinator 
  • ERIKA of The Germaina Divison  and Administration Advisor for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • TRISHA – The ENFORCER and Chief Commander and Special Forces of the Combat Ops Officer
  • ROBERTA VILLAVECCHI –  Special Science Director for NASA and the Intergalactic Government. The official Go-Between Adviser and recently the Dirctor of the Heavens Above.
  • ROGER – Regional Art Director for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • ROBERTO  and  JIM – the European Director and Coordinator for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • ADAM PASS – Director for Intergalactic Photography and Video Feed
  • LOURDES THE GREAT COMMANDER – Executive Director, Environmental & Energy, including Safety Director for the Intergalactic Spacecraft Fleet
  • TESS THE SCIENCE DIRECTOR and Regional Officer for the United States Secret Service and Coordinator for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • KERRY – The MARS ELIMINATOR and the Intergalactic Commanding General for Galactic Warfare 
  • ZACK – Engineering Adviser and Coordinator for Architectural Development 
  • DARREL THE NORWEGIAN ADVISER and Special GAMES HUNTER.
  • BRADLEY THE ORGANIZER and Undercover Secret Agent for the Alien Intergalactic Government
  • JULIE THE DISTRICT ADVISOR of the State of  Florida, for the Alien Intergalactic Government 
  • PATTY – The Canadian and UFO Director of the Third Kind 
  • CAMILLA CORONA – SCIENCE DIRECTOR of PLANETARY DISCOVERIES and  Special Science Officer for Little SDO and Foreign Advisor  
  •  OBI-WAN KENOBI –  GENERAL of  the STAR WARS Administration and  JEDI    
  • YODI – the MIND MELT and DIRECTOR OF JEDIS 
  • HAN SOLO – FIGHTER OF THE FEDERATION 
  • LUKE SKYWALKER – The FREEDOM FIGHTER 
  • MARK ZUCKERBERG – Top Adviser for the REAL Intergalactic Alien Facebook Social Media 
  • DARTH VADER – THE CRUSHER 
  • BARI THE GREAT ONE – Alien Coordinator of the Third Kind, Science-Fiction Director and BLACK ANGELS extraordinary 

IF  YOU cannot reach any of the above, contact Twitter handle @jrobbmontana otherwise GOOD LUCK! 
If we inadvertently left someone out please report it to Alien Coordinator of the Third Kind, Bari Demers.  He would be happy to add you to the list ! 

We repeat- 

THIS IS NOT A TEST  –  leave immediately! Your planet is in danger 👽

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This is a broadcast of the Emergency Intergalactic Government of Alien Species 
May the Fourth Be With You and have a good day 
By Bari Demersscreenwriter and storyteller 

PS
– Please NOTE : If you are trying to contact Alien Coordinator Bari Demers – we understand he just slipped out for something he calls his “workout session”. We are clueless to what that actually means. Give him a couple of hours and he will get back to your message
This is the Alien Director of the Intergalactic Division of Alien Species – transmission out ! 


May The Fourth Be With You
– Peace Out ! 

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Obi-Wan – The Character

Obi-Wan – The Character

Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor played a young Obi-Wan in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

Recently there were rumours whether he would be in the next Star Wars movie with the Walt Disney Company. As you already know, Walt Disney purchased Lucas Films by George Lucas for a whopping $4.05 billion in 2012. We are also aware of well respected J.J. Abrams taking over as director for the new Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens opening day in December 2015. Talk about exciting!

The interview…

Ewan McGregor just had a quick interview with MTV in regards to those rumours. Of course, we all know the legendary Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi died but then became a ghost, so it wouldn’t work for Ewan McGregor to come back as Obi-Wan.

But…

As a screenwriter, my sci-fi mind is always figuring out plots and angles to add twists to a story. Just because I enjoy the profession acting of Ewan McGregor, I thought of a way to bring Ewan McGregor back into Disney’s Star Wars Episodes.

Now…

As any Star Wars fan already knows, Obi-Wan Kenobi was born on Homeworld, Stewjon within the Stewjon system. He also had a brother named Owen Lars, but…

Imagine this…

Unknown to Obi-Wan, his mother had a twin-brother, who was stollen at birth by Dark Force alliance, Darth Talon (a female Lethan Twi’lek). Darth Talon could never have children, so she secretly stole the twin brother by clouding Obi-Wan Kenobi’s mother thoughts, using the DARK FORCE. The evil Darth Talon named the twin, Darth Jobel, training him into the Dark Side.

Obi-Wan has always felt he had a twin brother, but his mother denied it, because to her, the twin never existed. But throughout Obi-Wan’s life he could feel the force of his twin brother.

During Obi-Wan’s earlier years under his master, Jedi apprentice Qui-Gon Jinn, they adventured into the Quelii sector, from sketchy reports about a possible DARK FORCE ALLIANCE.

They came upon an obscure planet, Dathomir, in the Outer Rim Territories. It was here, Obi-Wan’s FORCE of his twin brother was strong, but once again his presence evaded them. Obi-Wan was troubled by the strong presence of the Dark Force. Could it be, his twin brother was part of the Dark Force?

And the story goes…

So, as you see there’s a new character for Ewan McGregor after all. Only, this time, as his twin brother, Darth Jobel. Will Darth Jobel turn to the GOOD SIDE, only a new STAR WARS EPISODE will you know.

As Yoda would say,” Do or do not. There is no try.”

By Bari Demers

References:

Darth Jobel created by Bari Demers

My wiki

Wikipedia

MTV

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