We, the intergalactic government of Alien Species require your undivided attention. You are NOT alone! Your Sun Star is about to cause havoc on your blue planet.
You must evacuate immediately – This is not a test!
We repeat –
This is not a test – leave immediately! Your planet is in danger 👽
If you require assistance, our ships will be landing TODAY ONLY ( MAY 4th) in specific regions of your world. Keep your eyes peeled to the sky. For directional assistance, please direct your attention to these human earthlings for further updates :
- ROMEO of The Swiss State – Educational Director of the 4th Kind and Special Coordinator for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- MARK of The California State – Legal Council for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- ABBE of The Star Wars Pilots Federation and Special Forces Administrative Technical Science Writer
- GRAHAM the Star Wars Adviser and Western Alien Coordinator of the Star Trek Division
- V JOHANNSEN – Secret Agent Coordinator for all Intergalactic Species, referred as the V FORCE.
- TIANNDRA – The QUEEN of SIRUS 5 and Special Administrative Council for the Western World of Alien Species
- GG GLADY’S – Top Secret Coordinator, referred to as the GG FORCE Coordinator
- ERIKA of The Germaina Divison and Administration Advisor for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- TRISHA – The ENFORCER and Chief Commander and Special Forces of the Combat Ops Officer
- ROBERTA VILLAVECCHI – Special Science Director for NASA and the Intergalactic Government. The official Go-Between Adviser and recently the Dirctor of the Heavens Above.
- ROGER – Regional Art Director for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- ROBERTO and JIM – the European Director and Coordinator for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- ADAM PASS – Director for Intergalactic Photography and Video Feed
- LOURDES THE GREAT COMMANDER – Executive Director, Environmental & Energy, including Safety Director for the Intergalactic Spacecraft Fleet
- TESS THE SCIENCE DIRECTOR and Regional Officer for the United States Secret Service and Coordinator for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- KERRY – The MARS ELIMINATOR and the Intergalactic Commanding General for Galactic Warfare
- ZACK – Engineering Adviser and Coordinator for Architectural Development
- DARREL THE NORWEGIAN ADVISER and Special GAMES HUNTER.
- BRADLEY THE ORGANIZER and Undercover Secret Agent for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- JULIE THE DISTRICT ADVISOR of the State of Florida, for the Alien Intergalactic Government
- PATTY – The Canadian and UFO Director of the Third Kind
- CAMILLA CORONA – SCIENCE DIRECTOR of PLANETARY DISCOVERIES and Special Science Officer for Little SDO and Foreign Advisor
- OBI-WAN KENOBI – GENERAL of the STAR WARS Administration and JEDI
- YODI – the MIND MELT and DIRECTOR OF JEDIS
- HAN SOLO – FIGHTER OF THE FEDERATION
- LUKE SKYWALKER – The FREEDOM FIGHTER
- MARK ZUCKERBERG – Top Adviser for the REAL Intergalactic Alien Facebook Social Media
- DARTH VADER – THE CRUSHER
- BARI THE GREAT ONE – Alien Coordinator of the Third Kind, Science-Fiction Director and BLACK ANGELS extraordinary
IF YOU cannot reach any of the above, contact Twitter handle @jrobbmontana otherwise GOOD LUCK!
If we inadvertently left someone out please report it to Alien Coordinator of the Third Kind, Bari Demers. He would be happy to add you to the list !
THIS IS NOT A TEST – leave immediately! Your planet is in danger 👽
This is a broadcast of the Emergency Intergalactic Government of Alien Species
May the Fourth Be With You and have a good day
By Bari Demers – screenwriter and storyteller
PS – Please NOTE : If you are trying to contact Alien Coordinator Bari Demers – we understand he just slipped out for something he calls his “workout session”. We are clueless to what that actually means. Give him a couple of hours and he will get back to your message
This is the Alien Director of the Intergalactic Division of Alien Species – transmission out !
May The Fourth Be With You – Peace Out !