The weight loss industry revenue hit $25 Billion in 2015 with over 110 million people struggling to loose weight. It was always thought scientists would eventually invent the Magic Weight Loss Pill, but it never became reality.
With increasing pressure by social media and celebrities, 85% of women were desperate to have (what society thought) was the right looks and acceptable weight.
Societies new form of bullying were demeaning heavier set women, causing an alarming spike in suicides. In one incident alone, a group of teenage girls band together to make the ultimate statement. On July 4th 2020, eighteen young women ended their lives, distraught over the pressures of society.
An immediate outcry was launched.
Millions of women took to the streets, protesting against worldly governments officials, saying they weren’t doing enough to protect women against bullying tactics. They demanded a change to years of forcing them to look and act like Barbie Doll figures.
Even after centuries of women fighting for equal rights in Canada, United States and the UK, their voices were still being drowned out by marketing Ads and financial greed.
Women had enough!
The first Women’s Rights Collation was formed on May 30th 2021. Bill 409 was introduced into the United States Congress, making it illegal to treat women unfairly. Everything from equal pay to any form of demeaning tactics were prohibited with serious consequences. Ad companies weren’t allowed to photoshop models or perceive what the favourable woman should look like.
It was said to be a brand new era.
Everything was going as planned. Women were happier with the way they looked. But, curiously, the weight-loss industry still thrived, making a record increase in revenue of over 40 billion dollars.
Men and women were still conscious of their weight.
Societies perception really didn’t change. It was just an illusion.
TWO YEARS LATER
On January 10th 2023, a prominent Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Howard Savage (a leading cosmetic genius and board member of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons) found his teenage daughter fighting for her life, after a botch liposuction procedure. His daughter had it performed without the doctors knowledge.
After 3 months in a coma, his daughter died.
Devastated, Dr. Savage vowed to find a safer form of weight loss control. Like a mad scientist, he sheltered himself from all outside communication, determined to find an acceptable form of weight loss.
After 5 years of clinical trials, Dr. Howard Savage announced his new form of weight loss. He called it, The Coma Weight Loss Program. On August 20th 2028, the public were introduced to Dr. Savages innovative weight loss program.
It wasn’t long before you saw leading weight loss commercials on screens throughout the world.
The Ads went like this:
Are you finding it hard to loose weight?
Do you feel unappreciated and unhappy?
Do you find, no matter how you try, your weight loss program is failing ?
Do you wish for a safe alternative?
Well, you won’t have to wait any longer!
Introducing the all new COMA WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM by the esteem Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Howard Savage!
NO more of those tedious months, or EVEN YEARS, desperately trying to loose weight!
The COMA WEIGHT LOSS new innovative program is easy as 1-2-3.
In only 3 miracle steps, YOU will be off to a NEW YOU!
Look how easy it is?
FIRST – You make an appointment with Dr. Savage and his experienced team of experts.
SECOND – After a thorough examination by Dr. Savage, YOU will be placed in a STATE-OF-THE-ART Weight Loss Bed. A relaxing cushioned salt water bath, designed to make you seem like your floating in space.
THIRD – Dr. Savage will administer a special drug, placing you into a deep coma for a period prescribed personally just for YOU!
AND – DONT WORRY ! Dr. Savage’s most competent team of experts will carefully monitor YOU day and night.
After only a short term of only a month or less, under the COMA WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM – YOU will awake as a brand new person!
A refreshed, thinner YOU.
Don’t delay! Ask for today’s LIMITED PRICE right now!
AND, If YOU CALL right now, YOU will receive $3000 off the regular price!
So, STOP all the worrying of trying to loose weight! Forget those failing weight loss programs.
Get into the new improved COMA WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM – TODAY!
Remember- it’s easy as 1-2-3! CALL NOW!
The information provide in this ad, including our website is for general informational purposes only. It is not intended as and should not be relied upon as medical advice. Always contact your personal physician before any weight loss program. Your individual health may not be suitable and may be a health risk. Any information is at your own risk and you specifically waive any right to make any claim against Dr. Howard Savage or The COMA WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM INC or its officers, directors, writers, employees, pets, wives, girlfriends or representatives as the result of any outcome, whatsoever.
Depending on your personal health situation and or condition, this program may be detrimental to your overall health. Side effects may include headaches, loss of bladder control, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, liver damage, falling off limbs, and even death. Do not attempt this procedure while pregnant or suffering from any past medical procedure, or have any kind of history related to heart disease, or any other diseases. Please consult your physician or give Dr. Savage a call today! Texting, or use of your cell phone may be charged an additional cost, depending on your plan. The overall cost of The Coma Weight Loss Program, not including state and federal taxes is $100,000. Refunds are not accepted. A down payment of $35,000 is required at time of appointment, with two additional instalments, there after. Additional check ups by Dr. Savage is an additional charge of $1500 per visit. It’s recommended you have at least 10 visits after your procedure. All sales are final.
SUCCESS AND CHALLENGES
The Coma Weight Loss Program became a over night success!
Dr. Howard Savage received the Noble Prize on May 5th 2030 for inventing the worlds first effective weight loss program. To date, he has saved over 50 million people from death and a brand new improved lifestyle. It wasn’t until three years later, when KGYC NEWS NOW, from New York City reported the Coma Weight Loss program was doing an illegal procedure on the side.
Dr. Howard Savage and his Coma Weight Loss Program came under scrutiny, when it was discovered, his employees were selling patients organs onto the black market. Dr. Savage’s team of lawyers would refuse to comment further until his rightful day in court, only stating,” Dr. Savage is redeem innocent until proven otherwise. We will without a doubt prove him innocent of all charges.” End of quote.
It was rumoured, patients were allowing non-threatening organs to be sold, to enable to pay for their procedure. But, it became such a lucrative business on the side, greedy employees were selling all their organs. Of course, the patient’s death certificate only stated, organ failure.
In the end, did society as a whole ever learn their lesson?
Men and women were still being perceived by the way they looked. Would it ever change?
By Bari Demers – screenwriter
My science-fiction story would make a great short indie film. And I hope you can appreciate my scifi dark humor.
One thought on “The Coma Weight Loss Program”
Hey Bro: Very Good, Does this promise tightening of the excess skin while you are in the coma? After all, skin transplants are very needed for burn victims! I have maybe 5 pounds to lose